Stall 04 · Free · No password

Know your gut. Find a bathroom fast.

Snap it. Scout grades it on the Bristol scale, flags warning signs and finds the nearest open bathroom. Friends can cheer you on, and only ever see your type and points.

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@log_lord 310 pts @turd_ferguson was here type 4 or bust R.I.P. my streak ♡
How it works

Three sheets. Zero awkwardness.

  1. 1

    Snap it

    When you've done your business, take one photo from straight above with the whole bowl in frame. The bowl is the ruler for the weight guess.

  2. 2

    Get graded

    Scout reads the shape and colour, gives you a Bristol type, estimates the grams and flags anything worth a doctor's look. The photo is deleted straight away.

  3. 3

    Keep it up

    Every drop scores points. Keep your streak, watch your patterns, and, if you want, share your type and points with friends who cheer you on. Never a photo.

Please consult before flushing

The Bristol Stool Chart

Doctors use this 7-point scale to describe stool. Types 3 and 4 are the sweet spot, so they score the most.

Scout also reads colour and asks four quick questions (did it float, any straining, foods, water). It's a wellness game, not a diagnosis.

With friends

Leagues, crowns and a Poo-dium.

Every week you're dropped into a league with other scouts. Finish top 5 and you move up on Monday. Hold on long enough and you'll reach the Throne.

Bronze
Silver
Gold
Diamond
Throne
  • PointsWeekly, resets Monday
  • HeaviestBiggest single drop wears the crown
  • StreakConsecutive healthy days
  • SpeedrunFastest healthy Throne Time
  • SeasonMonthly, top 3 get trophies
  • SquadsSquad vs squad, points per member
Restroom inspection logThis week
#Inspected byPtsOK
See the full leaderboard
Throne Mode

Sit down. Clock in. Get comfy.

Start the Throne Time clock and the app turns into a waiting room built for one. Everything below is right there while you wait. Nobody has to know how long you were in there. Except the Speedrun board.

  • Poo-roscopeToday's stars, read from your bowl. Not legally binding.
  • The Stall WallScribble on the wall like it's 1997. It's moderated, so be nice.
  • The daily readOne fresh gut fact a day, a few seconds long.
  • Guess the typeGuess what your friends just logged. Bragging rights only.
The Arcade8 games
Turdle
One word a day. Six tries. Same for everyone.
Poolaga
Bomb the toilets before they reach the top.
Whack-a-Log
Tap the drops before they flush.
TP Stack
Stack the rolls sky high.
Plunge!
Stop the needle in the green.
Bristol Blitz
Name the type. Fast.
Hold It!
Keep the pressure in the zone.
Throne Memory
Match the scouts. Quick.
Play on the web
The Throne Map

Every public bathroom near you. Yes, all of them.

46,000+ public washrooms across Canada, the Bay Area, Los Angeles and New York City. Log a drop within 50 m of one to claim it. Whoever logs the most days there wears its crown, and anyone can steal it. In a hurry? One tap finds the nearest one, with the walk time. Driving? Road trip mode lines up every one on the way.

  • FiltersAccessible, Free, Open now, All-gender
  • TrailsThemed routes of thrones to collect
  • KingdomsMost claim-days in a map square makes it your turf
  • PassportA stamp for every city you claim a throne in
  • Common to LegendaryParks and libraries up to the fanciest spots in town
  • Throne of the Week+100 Nuggets, new pick every Monday
Throne censusLive
Thrones on the map46,000+
Crowns being worn…
Legendary thrones…
Throne of the Week: …
Is your bathroom claimed?
Everything in the app

More ways to win than you'd think.

Door codes & ratings

Scouts share the keypad code and say if it's clean, stocked or out of order. Codes are for signed-in scouts only.

Road trips

Going somewhere? Every bathroom along your drive, in order, with how far in each one is.

The Arcade

Eight games for the throne, from Turdle to Poolaga. Same daily Turdle for everyone, so no spoilers in the group chat.

Poo-roscope

Your daily horoscope, read from the bowl. Mercury is in retrograde. So is your fibre intake.

The Stall Wall

Leave your mark the old-fashioned way: a short scribble, signed. Keep it clean, the wall is watching.

Gut Resets

Seven-day challenges like Fibre Week and Hydration Week. One small task a day, Nuggets for showing up.

Year on the Throne

Your whole year in one story: totals, top type, best streak. Opens December 1.

The Throne Shop

Spend Nuggets on map pins, Turdle tiles, app icons, name colours, outfits and gifts for friends.

Gut Detective

Living with IBS, Crohn's or colitis? Log what you eat and Scout spots what tends to set you off. Flare mode keeps rough days private, no scores, just support.

Doctor visit summary

Your recent log on one tidy page to print or save. Way less awkward than describing it out loud.

Face ID & offline

Sign back in with a glance. No signal in the basement stall? Log anyway, it syncs later.

Throne Time

Start the clock when you sit. Fast healthy drops hit the Speedrun board.

Daily quests

Three fresh missions every day. Finish them for Nuggets, all three for a bonus.

Buddy Streaks

Pair up with a friend. Every day you both log, the streak grows. Miss one and it's gone.

Squads

Private boards for friends or the office, with a Monday awards night: MVP, Most Regular, Heaviest Drop.

Duels

Challenge a friend to a week-long head-to-head. Most points by Sunday wins.

Wrapped

Your month on the throne in one story: totals, signature type and your throne personality.

Seasonal events

Spooky Season, Thanksgiving, Halloween Night and more, each with an event-only outfit.

Bristol Bingo

Log all seven types to complete your card. The rare ones are the hardest.

Levels & outfits

Level up and dress Scout in shades, a chef's hat, a cowboy hat or a golden halo.

Pets

Dogs and cats get graded too, on the vet's fecal score, with their own board.

Ask Scout

"Why was I type 2 all week?" Answers from your own log.

Gut score

A 7-day score plus patterns, like hard days following low-water days.

Reactions & invites

React to drops with Scout stickers. Invite friends and you both get Nuggets.

Friend alerts

A ping when a friend takes a crown or catches up on the board.

Local Legends

Print a QR poster for a real bathroom. Most drops there wears the crown.

Story cards

Share your drop with your score and invite link on it. Photo not included, obviously.

Notice to all scouts

Your photo is flushed in seconds.

  • Photos are never stored. Analyzed in memory, then gone. Nobody ever sees them, including us.
  • No password needed. Pick a handle and go, or continue with Apple or Google. Add a password later if you want one.
  • Your health log stays on your phone. The leaderboard only knows your type, weight and points.
  • We never share or sell health data. No ads, no tracking pixels.
  • Face ID keeps it yours. On iPhone, sign back in with a glance. No password to forget.
  • Your doctor summary is yours too. It's built from your own log, and you decide who sees it.

By order of the management · Full privacy policy

iPhone · beta on TestFlight

Now in your pocket.

Native camera with a bowl guide, a drumroll-and-fanfare reveal, Face ID sign-in, and push alerts the moment someone steals your crown. It works offline too, and on iPhone there's a home-screen widget plus a Throne Time clock on your Lock Screen. Your web account carries over.

It opens Apple's free TestFlight app. On Android? The web app does nearly everything, right in your browser.

FAQ

Frequently asked in stall 4.

Is this a medical app?

No. Stool Scout is a wellness game. Results are estimates from a photo, not a diagnosis. If Scout flags something worth a doctor's look (like blood, black or pale stool), it tells you, and you should listen.

What happens to my photo?

It's shrunk on your device, sent once for analysis and thrown away. It's never saved, never logged and never shown to anyone. We keep a one-way fingerprint for 30 days only so the same photo can't be scored twice.

How does it guess the weight?

The toilet bowl is the ruler. Scout compares what's in the bowl to a standard bowl opening and estimates volume from the shape. It's an estimate, usually within a sensible range.

Is it free?

Yes, completely free. No ads, no subscriptions.

Do I need an account?

No. You can check without one. To keep your log and share scores with friends, pick a handle. There's no password: continue with Apple or Google, or just pick a name and keep your recovery code.

How do I log in on a new device?

On your old device, open Me → Settings → Recovery code and copy it. Then tap Log in and paste it. If you added an email, you can get a sign-in code instead.

Can people fake it?

Scout checks every photo. Drawings, screenshots and pictures from the internet still get a read, but they score zero points. Anyone can be reported, and repeat offenders get removed.

Is there an Android app?

Not yet. The iPhone app is in beta on TestFlight (get it here). On Android, the web app runs in your browser and your account works everywhere.

Does it work offline?

Yes. Log a drop with no signal and it goes up when you're back online. Points included.

What's the doctor visit summary?

One page with your recent log: types, colours, anything Scout flagged and your own notes. Print it or save it as a PDF to bring along. It's your notes, not a diagnosis.

When does Year on the Throne open?

December 1. It shows your year so far all December, then the final version in the first week of January.

Which bathrooms are on the Throne Map?

Over 46,000 public washrooms across Canada, the San Francisco Bay Area, Los Angeles and New York City, from open map data and city records. Spot one we missed? Add it from the map.

How's it going down there?

Find out in about ten seconds.